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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 303449 Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, politics, satire, voting |
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The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 161 seconds Global video hits: 236841 Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls. Related: brothers, comedy, cyrus, disney, funny, hannah, jonas, miley, montana, onion, teens |
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The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 68 seconds Global video hits: 461748 Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: animals, onion, science, wildlife |
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The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 128 seconds Global video hits: 136714 The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: blockbuster, comedy, fake, movies, news, renting, satire, trailers, video |
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The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 187 seconds Global video hits: 108983 The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans. Related: barack, candidates, comedy, election, fake, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, president, satire |
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The Onion: Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 132 seconds Global video hits: 169746 Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph. Related: comedy, disasters, fake, hurricane, natural, news, onion, satire, tornadao, weather |
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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 168 seconds Global video hits: 849213 The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves. Related: barack, comedy, election, funny, obama, onion, president, satire |
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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 182 seconds Global video hits: 346940 Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Related: badass, capital, comedy, court, death, fake, funny, justice, law, news, penalty, punishment, satire, supreme |
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The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 183 seconds Global video hits: 177085 In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better job. Related: barack, comedy, funny, john, mccain, obama, onion, politics, satire |
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The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 298807 Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 1984, government, onion, power, robots, technology |
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The Onion: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 71700 Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com Related: crash, internet, onion, technology, the |
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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 167 seconds Global video hits: 448606 An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 911, al, bush, center, cheney, comedy, conspiracy, fake, news, onion, qaeda, satire, theory, trade, world |
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The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 164 seconds Global video hits: 253412 Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 2008, election, machines, onion, the, voting |
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The onion Movie Posted by: cskeller07
Video duration: 105 seconds Global video hits: 589575 Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Related: movie, onion, the |
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The Onion: Cindy McCain Just Like Any Other Female Human' Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 124 seconds Global video hits: 189840 Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy. Related: 2008, barack, cindy, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, palin, sarah, satire |
